a 20 year old: yeah she’s 17 but she’s technically legal in-
me:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

marisatomay:

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

reallyreallyreallytrying:

ever since i downloaded my first word document i have been obsessed with files

hoothoot:

sesamestreet:
Friendship Week continues! Reblog this and Elmo will point to your name, so you can tell the world that Elmo loves you!
this is the only good corporate tumblr post ever. i love you too elmo.

milknjuice:

immensely underrated tyler1 moment is when he challenged another league of legends player to a typing race, lost, and then yelled “this isn’t fucking fair cause you use your whole hand to type and i only use two fangers.” he then proceeded to pan the camera down and show that he does, in fact, type only using his two index fingers and still gets around 100 wpm

griffys: